Monday, March 26, 2007

Butter me up, I'm on a roll

What does Pomona have that no other campus has? The one thing that makes this institution the best on earth? Something that has to be more illegal than drugs? The thing that keeps from doing homework? I don't even need to watch tv because it makes my computer the TV. Yes, I am talking about the network. What presentation of Pomona would be complete without some input on the network. 3/4 of the campus is nowhere near being wireless, yet we can boast of having approximately 73.2% of all the video material a college student could ever need (not to mention apps, games, and music). Basically, we pay $40,000 to have access to the network.

I should get paid to come up with this stuff, or at least get a decent grade ;)

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